about & contact
I’m Lynn. By day, I’m a professional wiper of things, faces, bums, furniture. By night, I’m exactly the same, but in a cape. I’m much funnier in writing than in person. I haven’t slept since 2010. I live on the coast in Essex. How I got here from my birthplace of Edinburgh is a very long story, featuring 19 houses and a lot of red wine. I’m 35, my starsign is whichever one sounds most exciting on that day. I could never be vegetarian. One day, I’ll work out what I want to be when I grow up.